This morning in Bowling Green, KY, the Corvette Museum faced a huge catastrophy that usually only happens in Florida or California. A massive sinkhole opened up under the Skydome and engulfed eight Corvettes on display. Sadly, the Corvettes that fell into the sinkhole were not only rare cars, but they were cars that are worth saving. Here are some cars that are still on the road and should fall into a sinkhole as quickly as possible.
Toyota Prius - The majority of people who own a Toyota Prius are annoying environmentalists who think they're better than everyone else. Not only should these ugly cars fall into a sinkhole, the drivers should fall inside with them.
Honda Odyssey - This goes for all minivans that are still on the road. Not only is it slow and ugly, it's always filled with annoying families who are way too happy and cutoff other drivers. The only thing this van has that's interesting is the built-in vacuum.
Chrysler PT Cruiser - By far, one of the ugliest cars ever made. I'm not sure what Chrysler was thinking when they made this car. Let alone, I'm not sure how they thought it would look better without a roof. Then there's the wierd looking bar between the front and back seats which isn't even a real anti-roll bar.
Hummer - It doesn't matter which Hummer you choose, this is probably the stupidest car ever made. It's not only big and ugly, it takes forever to get to 90 mph before chugging fuel at 8 mpg. Plus, anyone who drives a Hummer looks like they need to be punched in the face.
Toyota Corolla - This may be the most successful car in the world, but that's only because nobody wants a car that is interesting or exciting. Despite the new look which tries too hard to look sporty, it's still a boring sedan that drives like a toaster. This bland asnd boring car should be the first to go into a sinkhole.
