When the electric car was first introduced, I knew that the world of cars were on it's way down a dark and scary road. Then stupid hybrids came along, and that was just an insult to all cars. They take forever to charge, a day to reach their top speed of 60 mph, and then they run out of electricity when you still have places to go.
Now, electric cars have gotten so popular that there are now designated parking spaces where electric vehicles can park and charge up. So now, normal cars have to scramble to find a space because all the good spots are taken by electric cars. There now is a possibility of being fined if you park in an electric car space or if you park an electric car in that space and don't plug it in. The state of Washington has now passed a law that fines all cars who are not electric $124 if caught parking in an electric car space.
There is one way to get revenge on the awful eectric cars that are taking all the good parking spaces. You just wait until the owners has left to get their espresso and hummus platter, then quickly go and unplug all the electric cars in the parking lot. When the owners return to their cars, they'll notice that they only have a range of 2 miles. It's not only quite funny, it shows that those owners should get a proper car and not an appliance. It's like when bicycles take up the whole sidewalk in a city. Just chain up your bike to theirs and when they go to ride off, they'll fall off and go nowhere.
I know that one day the horror will come and there may be more electric cars than gas powed cars. But behind all these little toy cars, I will still be in my old fashioned gas powed car taunting all the electric cars by not only going faster than them, but also having to not charge up every ten minutes and driving an ugly little box shaped appliance.
